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The Globe and Mail reports:

Friends Ben Besler and Caleb Weitzel, both 29, have declared May “mullet month” in Vancouver. They’ve teamed up with 26-year-old hairstylist Vanessa Greenidge of Knotty Boy salon in East Vancouver. She is offering a $25 special on mullet haircuts all month and challenging other hairstylists to do the same.

I went to elementary and high school with these guys, once upon a time in the place to be. Good to see some local boys making good.

Versatile and low-maintenance, the mullet channels the vigour of the biblical Samson and his full-bodied hair.

Sounds pretty good. On the other hand, sporting a mullet might make people hate you, according to Wesley Willis:

The mullet is the reason why people hate you

They are sick of looking at your nappy weed-sack

We now know who Wesley was talking about: Iranian police.